My Kids are Hilarious!

I've got nothing new going on, but thought I should post something since I haven't in a while.  So I'm sitting here thinking of something to write about and my daughter call to me and says,

"Momma I got a huge booger. The booger factory in my nose is working really hard."

OK, it might just be me, but the fact that she thinks she has a booger factory in her nose is funny to me.  So I thought that today I would post some funny, at least to me, quotes of things my kids have said. So here goes:

Lex: "When Lilly grows up she's going to marry daddy. When I grow up I'm going to marry Tank (our bulldog) Momma, no one wants to marry you, maybe you can marry MacKenzie." (our other dog)

Lilly: OK, this isn't a quote, just something she does.  My kids love Lady Gaga. I know that makes me a bad mom, leave me alone. When Lilly belts out Pokerface, she literally pokes her face because that is what she thinks the song is talking about.

Lex: " I'm going to save all my money and give it to Uncle Zachy, because he never has any."

Lilly: After going to the bathroom on the potty. " Momma my pee-pee went home to see it's mommy in the potty."

Lilly: After being asked if she needed to go potty. "No, Momma. The pee-pee is having lunch in my belly right now and can't come out."

Lex: " I think we need to send Daddy to jail and not pick him up until he learns to stop stinkerbottoming." (farting)

So there you have it.  A little glimpse into my life with my crazy, wonderful kids. Feel free to post some comments on the hilarious things your kid has said or done, I'd love to know my kids are the only crazy ones.